There once was a girl from Aboritzwith
Who used to take flour to the mill to bake crisps with,
But the miller’s son Jack,
laid her flat on her back,
and united the organs they pissed with.

FavoriteLoadingFavorite This!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
Ms. Conway let slip a confession
I hope that the President’s well
A crack about vanity
The silent majority
A word to the protesting folk