There were three young maidens of twickenham,
Who wanted Tom, Harry, and Dick in ’em,
They prayed hard to Venus
Saying, “Surely, between us”,
We can lengthen, and strengthen, and thicken’em

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A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Gambling is quite the cash cow
When Prunella stepped on to the scales
The chief tried to avoid a small meeting
An ode to comic @JimGaffigan