There were three young maidens of twickenham,
Who wanted Tom, Harry, and Dick in ’em,
They prayed hard to Venus
Saying, “Surely, between us”,
We can lengthen, and strengthen, and thicken’em

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On this day of holy reflection
A girl whose father was a Miner
Vidi a young Latin lass
Venus
There once was a girl from Peru
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