A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”

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Two pandas were born at the zoo
The Russian and Saudi are known
There was a young dentist Malone
There once was a man from Peru
Oh what a pitty