They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”

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Linus pissed his kennel, to be sure
There once was a feline named Marty
His actions, unruly and sus
There once was a man from Tahiti
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