A horny young sailor named Clark
picked up a slut in a park.
She was ugly and crude
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a spell in the dark.

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There once was a man named Mort,
Remember, remember, the 12th of December,
One I wrote as a toast for my college buddy’s when we get together:
The urgency grew day by day
Farewell to a rock ‘n’ roll cutie
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