There once was a man from Peru
Who was desperately hanging out for a screw.
He picked up a mole
And rammed home his pole
Then said, “Jesus, that was Long overdue.”

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A spiritual healer named Lee
We live in the real world instead
“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
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A groaner is a groaner, even when it rhymes