There once was a man from Peru
Who was desperately hanging out for a screw.
He picked up a mole
And rammed home his pole
Then said, “Jesus, that was Long overdue.”

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There was a young fellow named Skinner
Sci-if space action! Now with slant rhyme!
My people, there’s no need for fear
There once was a slut from peru
“There’s never been anything like