A thrifty old man named McEwing
Inquired, “Why be bothered with screwing?
It’s safer and cleaner
To finger your wiener,
And besides you can see what you’re doing.”

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Avowed Libertarian Paul
There once was a man from Rangoon
Whatever the total amountI
So let everyone humbly pray
There once was an abbot of Brittany