A thrifty old man named McEwing
Inquired, “Why be bothered with screwing?
It’s safer and cleaner
To finger your wiener,
And besides you can see what you’re doing.”

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While all of the President’s men
Once a young gay from Khartoum
Mondays
A man faked his death
No one wants their wedding outdone
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