A thrifty old man named McEwing
Inquired, “Why be bothered with screwing?
It’s safer and cleaner
To finger your wiener,
And besides you can see what you’re doing.”

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A failed New York business tycoon
There was a Young Man from Kent
The virus has spread to more states
Blood plasma transfused from a llama
Someday we surely will find