A hard-headed cabby named Peter
Was asked by a fare if he’d eat her.
He said, “It’s not free.
I will only agree
To go down while I’m running the meter.”

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Papa John never ate all those pies
Steve Miller’s so hateful it’s numbing,
“So you want a vasectomy you fool?