Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.

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A limerick I just came up with about a certain Texas senator
There was a young maid from Madras
There was a young lady from Ayr
if you’re going to steal
Quite the old coin found in Maine
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