There once was a Jew from Peru
who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife screamed “oy vey,
if you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you.”

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Because of the Coronavirus
A Disney Themed Limerick
It’s time to quarantine
The people of Denmark agree
There was a young fellow named Skinner
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