There once was a slut from peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

she said with a grin

“If you pay to get in

then you pay to get out again too!”

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Cats are the best
The break in was perfect, textbook
The Wheeler’s came up with a tale
With any luck, this will be the worst thing you read today.
On the lap of ole’ jolly Saint Nick…
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