There once was a slut from peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

she said with a grin

“If you pay to get in

then you pay to get out again too!”

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There was a young man from the Clyde
Young Caroline acts like a prude
There once was an odious brute
The dinosaurs, the meteor was blighting
A traitorous soldier named Flynn
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