There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be Couth
He added some Vermouth
And slipped his chick a Martini!

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The blaze took their home, the poor cats
Some criminals, they just can’t quit
A dog named Cleo
This year has been so surreal
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