There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be Couth
He added some Vermouth
And slipped his chick a Martini!

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Said Donald, I’d like to expand
There once was a man from Peru
If each insubordinate word
In space you still have to dump swill