There was a young man of Devises,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease,
Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises!

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A mathematician named Hall
That wily old pervert St. Nick
There once was a girl named Savannah
That Trump’s quite the entrepreneur
“Fallopian tube dead ahead!”
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