There once was a lady from Thrace,
Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”

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Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
“My harem now has what it lacked,”
A boxer was heard to insist
There once was a young man who
The Democrats, cautious and calm