Pikachu of old
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Pikachu of old
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Georgie on the ladder
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Lynn
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Supporters of Trump really ought
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— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) May 19, 2020
To remember he keeps getting caught,
Not being fat
(There's no shame in that),
But comically claiming he's not. https://t.co/sUICSuTix3
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Quite large.
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There once was a man from Cheyenne
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Of women, he was a fan
But they thought “Damn he’s fat!”
“I’m not touching that!”
So he had to rely on his hand.
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There once was a lady from Thrace,
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Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”
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A fellow who lived in New Guinea
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Was known as a silly young ninny.
He utterly lacked
Good judgment and tacked,
For he told a plump girl she was skinny.
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A Barrel of a bottom
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Thought a short skirt made her look slightly frumpish.
She mused, “What a danger
That I might show a stranger
That my drawers no longer cover my rumpish.”
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