There once was a man from Van Isle
Who said jogging just wasn’t his style.
“I’ll get my workouts,” he said,
“At home, in my bed,
‘Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!”

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There once was a man named Pierre
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Her father was held in a box,
“Rosa Parks?” Oh, no, this is more scary.
Were you a more elegant chap
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