There once was a grown man named Roy,
Who as a young innocent boy,
Discovered his peter,
And thought it much neater,
Than books or a game or a toy.

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After Trump fans were blowing their gaskets,
In the Doldrums
With price gouging up like a rocket,
“Now everyone! Gather and listen—
There once was a fellow named Mark
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