Have you ever wanted somethin’ so bad 

That you lied, just smidge or a tad?

Well she’s got ya beat

With such a dumb feat

But to claim FBI for some chicken’s just sad

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There once was a duke in a mess
Here lies the body of William Jay
In Alaska, a pilot had flown
There was a bleached blond named Dolores
Kids always have something to prove