There once was a woman named Nancy,
Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey.
Soon after the dance,
He pulled down her silk pants,
Proceeding to tickle her fancy.

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There once was a girl from Belize
With equal parts stupid and bold
In the world, there are only a few
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs
From restaurants, a man had been stealing