There once was a woman named Nancy,
Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey.
Soon after the dance,
He pulled down her silk pants,
Proceeding to tickle her fancy.

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A woman he tried not to covet
“How could you”, said Joe to his mother
There once was a lass called Marie
A man took some shit from his wife
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