There was an old count of Swoboda
Who would not pay a whore what he owed her.
So, with great savoir-faire,
She stood on a chair
And pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.

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If it’s treatment that you might require
I hope that the President’s well
There once was a barmaid named Gale
I’m “dismayed, disappointed, concerned,”