There was an old count of Swoboda
Who would not pay a whore what he owed her.
So, with great savoir-faire,
She stood on a chair
And pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.

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“Was Donald’s response a success?”,
Remember that thing that was gray?
NASA’s calmed one of our greatest fears
There was a young whore from Kilkenny
Have a drink.