There once was a man from Berlin
Whose pecker hung down to his shin.
When a lady named Gert
Started lifting her skirt,
His prick rose with a thump to his chin.

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The president currently backs
A widow who fancied a man some
Trump’s con is quite easy to see:
Customers can be flat out rude
I wrote this for all the proctologists out there.
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