There once was a man from Berlin
Whose pecker hung down to his shin.
When a lady named Gert
Started lifting her skirt,
His prick rose with a thump to his chin.

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A lovely young bride name of Kylie
An artist who sawed the odd lump
There once was a girl from Havana
The Saudi Arabian prince
This beefalo’s caused quite the stir