There once was a man from Berlin
Whose pecker hung down to his shin.
When a lady named Gert
Started lifting her skirt,
His prick rose with a thump to his chin.

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Trump says he’ll be #reinstated
If each insubordinate word
These limericks keep falling short
Who says that chivalry’s dead?
His very good brain had achieved