With a blowtorch he set out to melt,
His loved one’s iron chastity belt.
What dampened his yearning,
Was pubic hair burning,
And he lost the desire he felt.

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A British royal named Andy
The country’s in need of repair
Defying gravity
He’s a man who’s the color of cheddar
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