There was a young woman named Jeannie
Who sobbed to her date, “You’re a meanie!
You claim you’re a stud
But, oh, what a dud!
Your prick is a real teeny-weeny.”

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There once was a man named Dave,
They tried to make off with their things
I wrote this for all the proctologists out there.
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“I’m sick of Tchaikovsky”, said May
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