There was a young woman named Jeannie
Who sobbed to her date, “You’re a meanie!
You claim you’re a stud
But, oh, what a dud!
Your prick is a real teeny-weeny.”

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There once was a lady named Dot
There once was a man from Cheyenne
In Alaska, a pilot had flown
“I did it! I won! Oh my gosh!”
The nasty lion in the Savannah