There once was a lady from Reno
Who lost all her cash playing keno.
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And now she owns the casino!

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Trump can’t get curves to be flattening,
There once was a girl from New Haven
Those birds can be found all over the city
#Trump says that he hasn’t #concededE
Sheikh from Kuwait