A virgin by name of Miss Prim
Is exceedingly ugly and grim;
But she still gets her joys
In the absence of boys
From the toys she employs in her quim.

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She’s easily pleased is young Mandy
Trump’s the shrewdest guy under the sun,
The burdens of piety
Papa John never ate all those pies
There was a young fellow from Sparta