A virgin by name of Miss Prim
Is exceedingly ugly and grim;
But she still gets her joys
In the absence of boys
From the toys she employs in her quim.

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A cop was out on his beat,
Hon hon hon baguette
By the snake, the man was enticed
Although we can’t really know beans
He tried to step into the breach