The rattlesnake, he had to remove

“I can do it,” he wanted prove

Grab it with the tong

And heard its snake song

Then got bit, what a total dad move 

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These Georgians are getting freaked
They think this shit hole is nice
Hickory dickory dock
The US’s troops, it appears,
A mortician who practiced in Fife