There once was a man from Montrass,
Who had balls that were made of fine brass.
In stormy weather,
They both clanged together,
And sparks flew out of his ass!

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It’s come to be well understood
Lady from Exeter
Between right and left we are cleft,
A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
There once was a boy named Clayton