Such an age is quite tough to obtain

Which he claims is from chicken brain

Said that he liked to eat 

Chicken brain, not the meat

But to me, he sounds batshit insane

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“A drunkard who gets his comeuppance.”
A math limerick I came up with a while ago just rediscovered it.
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