Were you a more elegant chap,
I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!

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The barmaid from Whales(Are you being served TV series)
There was a young woman named Jeannie
There once was a man named McSweany
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There was a young fellow named Biddle
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