Were you a more elegant chap

Were you a more elegant chap,
I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!

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    A psychiatrist and a proctologist from Stutts
    There once was a man from Peru
    Contravening the guidelines on health
    A smart lumberjack named Reeses
    They say to learn from others mistakes
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