Were you a more elegant chap,
I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!

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When a couple is having a child
A clever Canadian guy
There was a young man from Spartar
Meat-rationing did not terrify Miss Davey,
My penis, dear girl, is so small