Were you a more elegant chap,
I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!

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Republicans, proudly, are champs
A spiritual healer named Lee
Magnificent Ass
It’s so hard just being a teen,
“Would anyone honestly guess