Were you a more elegant chap

Were you a more elegant chap,
I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!

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    So Harry and former Ms Markle,
    A man from Detroit
    Replacing TP with The Mail
    Republicans, proudly, are champs
    A productive morning
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