“For Christmas”, she said with a tingle
“I’d love a gift cunnilingual!”
‘Twas with joy and surprise
She found twixt her thighs
The tongue of jolly Kris Kringle!

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The canner
These lawmakers knew of of the crash
Ms. Conway let slip a confession
The White House reporters were reeling
This douche, he had stolen a ride