There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said “This won’t be much of a sin.”

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A virgin by name of Miss Prim
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
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Investors are selling and sighing,
I contracted a slew of diseases
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