The crime they did try to decrease

By calling up the town police

When they got there

Found a man in a chair

Having his drink in fucking peace

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In Texas, where freedoms are sought
There is an old genius who’s stable
A mezzo-soprano called Pat
There once was a vampire called Mabel,
There once was a couple named Kelly