At a park, Merkel shared a few words

While feeding some tropical birds

Then one bit her hand

And the photo was grand

Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds

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There once was a girl from Dundee
Tales like this are so often told
There once was a man from Belgras
A businesslike harlot named Draper