Australia’s got poisonous snails,

Snakes, and pissed off killer whales 

But you better not mock

Someone bit by a croc

Because this guy, he’s tough as nails

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Ms. Conway let slip a confession
Her father was held in a box,
There was a young lady from Bath
I contracted a slew of diseases