There was a young woman named Croft
Who played with herself in a loft,
Having reasoned that candles
Could never cause scandals,
Besides which they never went soft.

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The Trump admin’s gone off the rails
Screw Ma’lue
A chap put away as a liar
Pikachu of old
Rocky Raccoon was pleasantly fat,