There was a young woman named Croft
Who played with herself in a loft,
Having reasoned that candles
Could never cause scandals,
Besides which they never went soft.

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A fairy flew into a tree.
There once was a man we’ll call Keith
A virginal coed named Sherrie
A failed New York business tycoon
Holier Than Thou?