There was a young woman named Croft
Who played with herself in a loft,
Having reasoned that candles
Could never cause scandals,
Besides which they never went soft.

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There was a young maid from Madras
A policy expert, Ms. Hill,
Twas a package that’d just been there sittin’s
Man from Leeds