A virgin with eyes that were blue,
Was told that it’s sinful to screw.
So she rubbed on her clit,
But swore that she’d quit,
At least in the next year or two.

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World leaders just want me to win
There was an old lady from heeling,
“I have found,” sighed a hooker named Hickel,
A foreman who’s known to be rude
A calculating lady named Kay