A virgin with eyes that were blue,
Was told that it’s sinful to screw.
So she rubbed on her clit,
But swore that she’d quit,
At least in the next year or two.

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The man saw that his chances were slim
After Trump fans were blowing their gaskets,
There once was a monk from Kerplunks
World leaders just want me to win
The parents of fourteen great sons