There once was a man with a member

There once was a man with a member,
That would only stand up in December,
He said, “It’s too cold,
For a hard-on so bold,
I wish it would work in September!”

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    Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs
    The BS is aways the same,
    A virus has spread like the pox,
    There once was a man named Piatt,
    There was a young woman named Croft
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