There once was a man with a member,
That would only stand up in December,
He said, “It’s too cold,
For a hard-on so bold,
I wish it would work in September!”

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There was a young fellow named Biddle
My first limerick from middle school
A widow who fancied a man some
Specific employment qualifications
The pres thinks a nuclear blast