There was a young man from Wales
Whose yachting technique never fails.
He dines on baked beans
And plenty of greens,
And his farts put the wind in the sails.

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The #WhiteHouse is sacred ground
I know that you’ll think me quite dotty
There once was a man from Nantucket,
A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
When Prunella stepped on to the scales