There was a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
For according to rumor,
His tool had a tumor,
And a fine row of warts down the middle.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
There once was a girl from Mitchen
My penis, dear girl, is so small
The humans receded from view
As surely as summer brings autumn,
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