A mezzo-soprano called Pat
Said, “I can’t sing soprano like that.”
Until one day she sat on
The end of my baton
And climaxed in upper A flat.

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“Rosa Parks?” Oh, no, this is more scary.
The year was 1-8-4-3
The parents had acted with scorn
If Donald had hopes to forbid
A virgin by name of Miss Prim