There once was a man from New York
Who asked, “Hun, would you please suck my dork?”
“I don’t like the taste”
He cried, “What a waste!
My wife says it tastes just like pork”

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The pattern we see is perverse:
There was a young man from Cape Horn
In days before hypertext linking
These limericks keep falling short
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