There was a young man from Barrow
Whose tool was like a vegetable marrow.
He said to his tart,
“Take this for a start,
And me balls will be along in a barrow.”

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There once was a bloodthirsty cannibal
Our government’s money is tight,
There once was a lady named Alice
In days before hypertext linking