There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
As she said with a grin,
If they’ll pay to get in,
Then they’ll pay to get out of it too!

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Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs
There once was a fellow from Yuma
The current #WhiteHouse occupantIs known to obsessively rant
A couple had feared for outbreaks
This kid just swam ‘cross the lake
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