There once was a man from Tulare,
Who got chewing gum stuck in his nut hair.
He said I’ll just shave my sack,
Cause it will all right grow back,
Or wax it like a porn star and go bare.

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‘Member that cow who was runnin’ around?
Lawmakers in the state of PA
Rich folk have been taking some notes
There once was a lass called Marie
There was a man from Ka-bot