There once was a man from Tulare,
Who got chewing gum stuck in his nut hair.
He said I’ll just shave my sack,
Cause it will all right grow back,
Or wax it like a porn star and go bare.

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Some march to support a just cause
There once was a man named Dave,
There was an old virgin named May
I see by the size of your member
A widow who fancied a man some