There once was a man from Bombay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
but the heat from his prick
turned it to a brick
and chafed all his foreskin away.

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Some people might steal your boat,
When Richard resigned, he predicted
“It’s my code,” says a mailman named Drew
Roast Beef
Our nation’s Commander In Chief’s