There once was a man from Bombay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
but the heat from his prick
turned it to a brick
and chafed all his foreskin away.

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There once was a local called Land
A lumberjack, manly and strong
I know a tall Sunday school teacher
A smart lumberjack named Reeses
Two men from Kuala Lampur