There once was a man from Bombay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
but the heat from his prick
turned it to a brick
and chafed all his foreskin away.

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Remember that thing that was gray?
The expletives that I could mutter
Professor X
The Proverbial Spike
Love dogs or GTFO.