There once was a chick from Apache Junction

Whose herpes was so bad she could hardly function

Her boyfriend was Joe

And he called her a ho’

When he learned of his own infection.

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A lady while dining at Crewe
“Trump said we have nothing to fear,
There once was a fellow from Yuma
My Magnificent Seed
For office, these morons aren’t fit
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