There once was a chick from Apache Junction

Whose herpes was so bad she could hardly function

Her boyfriend was Joe

And he called her a ho’

When he learned of his own infection.

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I contracted a slew of diseases
There once was a man from Peru
An architect fellow named Yoric
So brightly, his Christmas cheers shine
Nov. 4th plans
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