There once was a girl names Maureen
Whose cunt wasn’t kept very clean
The semen leaked out
Of her disgusting spout
Which she scraped up and ate with saltines

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A man with a new P.h.D
Steve Miller’s so hateful it’s numbing,
Election Time
A businesslike harlot named Draper
A man faked his death