There once was a man named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a Cave,
Ugly as Shit and only one tit,
but think of the money he’d save.

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At a Rally in Georgia last night
Old Charlie, a jolly old bloke
Our mail is slower, not fasterBecause our current postmaster Mr. Louis #DeJoy Hatched a sinister ployTo create chaos and…
They are here and one day they’re gone
In days before hypertext linking
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