There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”

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When Richard resigned, he predicted
As #Covid fatalities rise
The vicar of Santa Domingo
There was a young man of Devises,
“There’s one way Corona succeeded,”