There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”

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In Trumpist political climes
Tump told his producer, “No, No!
The Queen addressed Britons on-air,
There was a young woman from Ealing
I once met a girl who was hot
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