There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”

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There was a young sailor called Dave
Retirement’s not meant for some
An agent looked on in dismay,
There once was a man named Ray
This douche, he had stolen a ride