A spiritual healer named Lee
Ducked into the alley to pee
He pissed in the eye
Of this blind homeless guy
Who screamed “Holy shit! I can see!”

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One dumb ass cop
There once was a man from Peru
A woman had gone for a ride
At a yard sale, an antique was sold